So this is what we're offering:
If you can get your friends to buy Icicle Bicycle online, we'll give you a present. Tell them to write "Recommended by (your name)" in the comment box on the PayPal order form, and I'll keep track of who's recommended whom.
1-2 people = a postcard from somewhere neat (like Ohio). Your recommendee(s) will also get one
3-4 people = a postcard + an 11x17 poster, hand-screen-printed in 2 colors by me, Jew
5-9 people = a postcard + a poster + a "special" Pretty Balanced t-shirt (they have things sewn on them)
10+ people = a postcard + a poster + a shirt + A SHOW IN YOUR HOUSE.
No matter where you live in the US, if you can get 10 people to buy our CD, we'll drive to your state, and have a show in your basement/living room/whatever.
This assumes it's okay with your landlords/parents. If it isn't, we'll work something out, but we will come to your city and play you a free performance, or get a show and let you in for free. Something like that. You'll get to see us live, free.
IF YOU ARE FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND YOU GET 100 PEOPLE IN YOUR TOWN TO BUY OUR CD, WE'LL PLAY A SHOW IN YOUR HOUSE, IN THAT COUNTRY. Sorry that the bar's higher, but flight expenses, you know.
UPDATE: The contest ends when Conical Monocle comes out. So 4 months, tops. Probably a lot less.